Monday, October 11, 2010

Favre caught with his pants down

The newest sex scandal to hit the world of sports involves QB Brett Favre sending creepy voicemails and a couple of manhood pics to former Jets gameday reporter, Jenn Sterger.

Is it just me, or does this chick look like Brett's wife, Deanna, only 20 years younger. I guess Brett has a particular taste in women.

Bottom line, if there was any legitimacy to this story, why has it taken 2 years to come out? Yes, the voicemails sound like a Mississippian accent, but c'mon this is Brett Favre! The man in the wranglers? The man who will hit AARP before he retires? This just sounds like the common case of an athlete using his stroke (no pun intended) to score.

For Brett's sake, i'm hoping the penis pics certainly don't belong to him. I saw better packages after gym class back in middle school. It could be a reason why he wears such a small number.
Look Brett, your one of the best QB's of all-time and you don't have to be desperate to cheat on your wife. Remember, when your not scoring in the bedroom, there's always one man out there who would rock your world in the bedroom...

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