Showing posts with label Brett Favre. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brett Favre. Show all posts

Monday, October 11, 2010

Favre caught with his pants down



The newest sex scandal to hit the world of sports involves QB Brett Favre sending creepy voicemails and a couple of manhood pics to former Jets gameday reporter, Jenn Sterger.


Is it just me, or does this chick look like Brett's wife, Deanna, only 20 years younger. I guess Brett has a particular taste in women.


Bottom line, if there was any legitimacy to this story, why has it taken 2 years to come out? Yes, the voicemails sound like a Mississippian accent, but c'mon this is Brett Favre! The man in the wranglers? The man who will hit AARP before he retires? This just sounds like the common case of an athlete using his stroke (no pun intended) to score.


For Brett's sake, i'm hoping the penis pics certainly don't belong to him. I saw better packages after gym class back in middle school. It could be a reason why he wears such a small number.
Look Brett, your one of the best QB's of all-time and you don't have to be desperate to cheat on your wife. Remember, when your not scoring in the bedroom, there's always one man out there who would rock your world in the bedroom...

Friday, August 28, 2009

Comeback kids? The jury is still out



What dog fighting felonies?



With the Rocky Balboa-like ovation he received last night, it appeared to me that the normally harsh Eagles fans are more than willing to forgive and forget as long as it translates into good play on the field...



In his first NFL action since December 31st, 2006...Vick looked impressive by completing each of his 4 passes for a total of 19 yards...



Massive protests? With the exception of a select few they were close to non-existent and those that were protesting were actually getting heckled by fans who were proudly wearing the new #7 jerseys...



Although I am a fan of giving second chances, is it really that easy to forget what this man did to get in the position that he is in?


My only question is that if he comes back in week 6 and turns over the ball, is he suddenly going to become solely known as the dog murderer?



Keep your snowballs in the freezer for the time being....



"Throw on a pair of your old wrangler jeans and ride off into the sunset with what's left of not only your dignity, but your legacy! "



That was my advice to Brett Favre a couple weeks back when he apparently was ready to call it a career...



In the shocker of the century (heavy sacasm), Brett has decided to lace em up yet again and play for his once hated rival, the Minnesota Vikings
Is it just me, or does he look like a total pansy in purple?
Anyway, Brett has decided that giving it another go was more important then his dignity and what was left of his loyal Packers fans...
His decision has left a rift in the Vikings locker room and last time I checked...chemistry was the key to success...
They may eventually cave in and drink the kool-aid, but by the end of the season they will absolutely see the light...
Brett was brought in with the whole purpose to help this team reach the Super Bowl, but when has ANY NFL team won it all due to one player?
Come December, the fans will be calling for Tavaris Jackson...and Brett Favre's head for swindling the hopes of another NFL franchise...

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

A career over? A legacy saved?


How happy are Tavaris Jackson and Sage Rosenfels right now? Maybe as happy as yours truly now that the Brett Favre soap opera may finally be having it's final act.



After months of obnoxious speculation...Brett Favre has apparently decided to call it a career and retire from the National Football League!


Thank god!


For the record, I am not a Brett Favre hater; he was always a warrior on the field, but later turned into a diva off of it.


I hold Brett to a much lower regard of him since his days concluded with the Green Bay Packers.


For the past 3 years, Brett has toyed around with the livelihoods of not one...not two..but three NFL franchises..


After the 2007 season, Brett left the Pack with no other choice but to go with Aaron Rodgers simply because Favre has a tough time making up his mind with the whole retirement thing...When the move was finally made, Favre felt abandoned that there was not a spot for him...what did you expect? I don't care how good you are...or were...one man does not define an entire organization.


Oh yea, he also played his sob story on a violin after the 2006 season too...after all the "will I stay or go" talk that has happened since then, the 2006 offseason seems like a very distant memory....


So the Packers "kick him to the curb" and he gets traded to the Jets. For about 4 months, the Brett the Jet phenomenon swept the tri-state area until week 12 or so when it was the beginning of the end of the then 8-3 Jets. The J-E-T-S Jets! Jets! Jets! went on to lose their last 5 and Favre was heaving passes to the other team as if he were throwing the game..bottom line...he was 38 and his age was showing.


During this past offseason, his teammates basically turned on him and started to call out his diva-like attitude...his days in New York were numbered..


We all thought he was done until he decided to have surgery to repair his torn bicepts tendon..Good god was this man getting ready to make his 4th comeback from retirement?!?

Then came the commotion....was Brett Favre really coming back to play with the Minnesota Vikings, the most hated rival of his ex-lover, the Packers!? Both Favre and the Vikings organization handled the whole situation like garbage with teaser after teaser, but no concrete information leasing either way.Oh Brett's training at a Mississippi high school, but he's retired..or my personal favorite..well the guys are calling me to come back and i'm feeling the itch again.


Put some gold bond on it, Brett.


Brett Favre will always be considered one of the greatest quarterbacks of all-time! Sadly, however, the antics he has schemed up with his retirement over the past few years will be associated with him just as much as his playing career.


My advice to you Brett....do something you haven't done before and stick with your decision..something you should have after you lost to the Giants in the NFC Title game in '07..Throw on a pair of your old wrangler jeans and ride off into the sunset with what's left of not only your dignity, but your legacy!